My email Inbox has been overflowing with epistles concerning my name. Approximately 50 percent of them are from other people who call themselves “Tom Collins.” They present irate demands that I stop using “their” name or else they will sue me, attack my Web site, find my residence and firebomb it, track me down like… Continue reading What’s in a Name?
Category: Society and Trends
Requiem for Channel 92
Since I seriously doubt anyone else will, I here duly note the passing of Public Access Channel 92 in Montgomery County, Maryland. It wasn’t around long, and probably suffered from the cable company’s benign neglect – they never, for example, put it in their cable guide channel listings. Nevertheless, Channel 92 offered, I am told,… Continue reading Requiem for Channel 92
Tom Earns a Bottle of Champagne
A trio of ginks from the one of the big DC think tanks had just left. It took me nearly half an hour to convince them to leave because their mission was hopeless – I don’t work for free, no matter how prestigious the client is. As a matter of fact, it seems to me… Continue reading Tom Earns a Bottle of Champagne
Beauty is in the Wallet of the Stockholder
Shortly before Christmas, as you, dear reader, may have heard, another beauty pageant scandal rocked the nation. I must say that I have always felt sorry for beauty pageant contestants, whether driven by their own warped, childish desires and tastes, or the warped, childish desires and tastes of their parents. In either case, their lives… Continue reading Beauty is in the Wallet of the Stockholder
Advice for Incoming Class Members
There is no native criminal class except Congress. – Mark Twain The calls have been incessant again, just as they are after every election. There’s no way that the legendary Tom Collins can escape a torrent of fumbling attempts at inquiries from obviously green staffers whose last position consisted of posting more yard signs than the… Continue reading Advice for Incoming Class Members