A trio of ginks from the one of the big DC think tanks had just left. It took me nearly half an hour to convince them to leave because their mission was hopeless – I don’t work for free, no matter how prestigious the client is. As a matter of fact, it seems to me… Continue reading Tom Earns a Bottle of Champagne
Category: Politics and Law
The Male Man’s Predicament
No sooner had I returned home from the office and ensconced myself on the couch to start the weekend with an 18 year old single malt scotch than the doorbell rang. It was Herb, my next door neighbor. He’s the owner of four upscale boutiques in Chevy Chase, Tyson’s Corner, White Flint and Montgomery Mall. … Continue reading The Male Man’s Predicament
Going… Going… Gonzo
Despite the fact that I’ve been busy as a one-armed paperhanger since last Friday, I scrounged out the time for lunch with Dorkman today. He insisted that it was of utmost importance and urgency, and when he said that, I responded, because he’s definitely not known for hyperbole. “Dorkman” is his first name, so he’s… Continue reading Going… Going… Gonzo
Advice for Incoming Class Members
There is no native criminal class except Congress. – Mark Twain The calls have been incessant again, just as they are after every election. There’s no way that the legendary Tom Collins can escape a torrent of fumbling attempts at inquiries from obviously green staffers whose last position consisted of posting more yard signs than the… Continue reading Advice for Incoming Class Members