Judy Patootie, a professional hack Knows how to get on the inside track. She learned how to climb to the top of the stack Doing dirty belly dancing, lying on her back. – DJ TC Delirious I got the news on NPR while driving home to Great Falls this afternoon, so I expected the voice mail waiting for… Continue reading I Just Wanna Hear Girl Talk
Category: Society and Trends
Insert Foot in Mouth, then Click on Send
Yesterday, a fellow barged into my office. I have a standing order with my private secretary, that, should anyone simply burst into her office, ignore her presence, and make for my door, she should go ahead and let them; and, if circumstances allow, press the red button on the underside of her desk as soon… Continue reading Insert Foot in Mouth, then Click on Send
Waltzing the Journal
Wednesday evening, I worked late downtown, and after a particularly stressful meeting with some gentlemen from Africa, I decided to stop by the Library Bar at the Melrose Hotel to unwind. Nobody can say that the Melrose is anything less than first-rate, but I was nevertheless astonished to find Bancroft sitting at the bar, downing… Continue reading Waltzing the Journal
¿Usted Desea Tener Avisos Federales del Registro Con Esa Regulación?
Around 11:00 a.m. yesterday, the news reached me that Slava had gone to that great Provo d’orchestra in the sky. So, instead of taking lunch at one of the local restaurants, I sent out for sushi and listened to some of his recordings in my office. Mstislav Leopoldovich Rostropovich was director of the National Symphony… Continue reading ¿Usted Desea Tener Avisos Federales del Registro Con Esa Regulación?
The Twinkle Defense
I’m not really a pet person. Growing up in a penthouse in New York, in Little Italy, it’s not like a family dog would have been practical. And what’s more, my parents despised anyone who kept a dog in New York City – it struck them as impractical, cruel to the dog and, of course,… Continue reading The Twinkle Defense