Surgeon General’s Warning – Microsoft Can Be Dangerous

Monday night, while I was relaxing at home with a snifter of Hennessy XO and an Ashton aged Maduro No. 30, my dear brother Rob Roy called and asked a favor.  Would I, he inquired, give his old buddy Myron a free telephone consultation?  Well, blood, as they say, is thicker than water, so I… Continue reading Surgeon General’s Warning – Microsoft Can Be Dangerous

What Do They Do On a Rainy Night in Rio?

Around four o’clock yesterday afternoon, Gretchen told me she had a totally distraught, sobbing man on Line Two.  When I answered, it turned out to be Chicago Mayor Richard M. Daley. Daley: Hello, is this Tom Collins? Tom: Yes, Your Honor, it is I. Daley: Have you… heard what’s just happened? Tom: To tell the… Continue reading What Do They Do On a Rainy Night in Rio?

Tree of Liberty Contracts a Nasty Case of Astroturf Blight

I was enjoying a leisurely and authentic gourmet Italian lunch at Tosca on F Street when my Blackberry started vibrating.  I hesitated before answering it, but then figured what the hell, my sister-in-law Katje has never, ever called me for a frivolous reason.  My gut instinct was she needed my help with her husband, my… Continue reading Tree of Liberty Contracts a Nasty Case of Astroturf Blight