Bright and early Friday morning – and, thanks to the start of Daylight Savings Time last Sunday, an hour earlier than it really was – at seven a.m. EDT, I welcomed Daisy May Glampers, native of Biloxi, Mississippi and lately also of the Haley Barbour not-quite-running-for-President-yet organization, to my office. She chose the chair directly… Continue reading Haley the Barbourian Considers Invading DC
National Public Ridicule
At last, for the first time in weeks, I managed a day that I didn’t have drive into Washington or spend all day in my home office here in Great Falls, Virginia working my tail off. Friday night, I took Cerise out on the town and this morning, we slept until ten, when I arose… Continue reading National Public Ridicule
Tales from the Crypt – Newt Gingrich Returns
What with the Revolt of the Arab Street in full swing, national economies tottering on the brink of default all over Europe, and the US Congress having taken to funding the federal government in two week increments, I’ve haven’t had a day off since February 13th, and neither has Gretchen, for that matter. Not that… Continue reading Tales from the Crypt – Newt Gingrich Returns
Governor Scott Walker to Explain Everything Brilliantly
As luck would have it, the sudden cancellation of an afternoon appointment created a dead spot in my schedule today, which the Goddess of Serendipity immediately filled with an unscheduled telephone call from Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker. “Can you do me a favor and tell that union-busting Koch-sucker to go [expletive] himself?” Gretchen requested as… Continue reading Governor Scott Walker to Explain Everything Brilliantly
Libya Goes Completely Gaddafi, Loses It in Front of Neighbors
Rather surprisingly, it was only forty-eight minutes after three o’clock on Friday (which is when he was supposed to show up) that I received a visit from Adarya Okhozidh Aqadumuhetchun, former Berber Matters Chargé d’ Affairs and current Supreme Policy Plenipotentiary of The Revolutionary People’s Bureau of the Great Socialist Libyan Arab Jamahiriya in the United… Continue reading Libya Goes Completely Gaddafi, Loses It in Front of Neighbors